What is the number one question on people's minds? "Why haven't you posted" Well I'm here to clear that up.
You see my Mom & Dad are bad influences on me and let me watch Two and a Half Men... and let me tell yah, that Charlie Sheen knows how to have fun! With this impression firmly implanted in my mind, I have taken up the new calling of Party Animal! I'm on a new drug called Teagan Masterson. You can't have it because you would cry from all of the cuteness.
As evidenced by the following picture taken by Aunt Jen, I've been banging 7 ounce bottles. Because that's how I roll. I have one speed. Go!
Further evidence of my new lifestyle has been acquired from family friend Mike Jackson. As shown here, I am riding a horse.... no let me rephrase, the horse is being ridden by me. Whoop Whoop! I have baby blood and am a tsunami of baby fun!
If you are disturbed by this new side of me, that is because you don't have a baby brain and can't process me. If you need someone to blame.... blame this guy in the following picture. He clearly is the humble model I need to clean up my ways. LOL!
