GSQ: Road Block

Andrea has mastered the art of relaxation and is ready to move onto her next challenge.... But what is this?


It seems some people do not want Andrea to complete her training... She has been given a road block and must now hurry to complete its tasks before she is allowed to move on to her next challenge. In this roadblock Andrea must make it home, shower, and blow dry her hair in an hour and a half. With Excuria a half hour away, can Andrea make it in time....

GSQ: Location Excuria

Challenge 1 is underway as our Queen goes off to "Achieve Appropriate Mental Status for a Queen" Her adventure finds her travelling to Excuria to complete the mental relaxation challenge. In this challenge, Andrea will be attended to by relaxation specialists that will prepare her for a balanced zen-like state with a full body massage. Following they will attempt to save her feet from the miles and miles of neglect the poor tootsies have seen.

Will she crack under the pressure? It seems things do not look good as she has already broken down to read the secret of what she would find at this location...

God Save the Queen!

Today is Mommy's birthday so we have arranged for her a little reality show for her to enjoy today called "God Save the Queen".

[In the movie trailer guy voice]
"In a world full of danger, Andrea's family of seemingly loyal subjects has entered her into a training camp for princesses aspiring to be Family Queens. Should she complete the rigorous challenges, she will arise to the high position of Family Queen but should she fail the world will fall to ruin. Cats will live with Dogs. Babies will stop cooing. Republicans and Democrats will hold hands and go to picnics together. Armageddon awaits if she fails.... can Andrea complete these challenges and survive to be Queen?"

Public Service Announcement

Today we refrain from humor so that I can bring an important matter to your attention. Do not let your babies walk after consuming massive ammounts of baby libations (aka milk). The effects of milk on a growing baby are not yet 100% known. Sure it may build strong bones, but what about the rest of the body? I am convinced that it is no good for coordination or balance. To prove it to you, I have experimented upon myself for the greater good of babies all around. As the videos of my experiments will demonstrate, milk clearly has adverse effects that you must consider immediately.

Exhibit A:
Here is Me after a few sips of milk. As you can see the effects start to set in almost immediately.


Exhibit B:
Here is Me after a few more sips of milk. With actions that are beyond my control, I am now making crazy sounds and walking like a zombie.


Exhibit C:
Here is Me after finishing the glass of milk. I now have a complete inability to follow any sort of line and would fail a police sobriety test even on Bourbon Street.


Exhibit D:
After sleeping it off for the night to clear my head, I proceeded to the control part of the experiment by drinking a bottle of water. I think the results speak for themselves.

Note: No babies were physically harmed at the time of these videos. No promises can be made about future psychological problems that may result from the parties in question viewing these videos 14 to 15 years down the road.

Goddess

Hello everyone!

What is the number one question on people's minds? "Why haven't you posted" Well I'm here to clear that up.

You see my Mom & Dad are bad influences on me and let me watch Two and a Half Men... and let me tell yah, that Charlie Sheen knows how to have fun! With this impression firmly implanted in my mind, I have taken up the new calling of Party Animal! I'm on a new drug called Teagan Masterson. You can't have it because you would cry from all of the cuteness.

As evidenced by the following picture taken by Aunt Jen, I've been banging 7 ounce bottles. Because that's how I roll. I have one speed. Go!



Further evidence of my new lifestyle has been acquired from family friend Mike Jackson. As shown here, I am riding a horse.... no let me rephrase, the horse is being ridden by me. Whoop Whoop! I have baby blood and am a tsunami of baby fun!



If you are disturbed by this new side of me, that is because you don't have a baby brain and can't process me. If you need someone to blame.... blame this guy in the following picture. He clearly is the humble model I need to clean up my ways. LOL!

Fall = Fun Colors

I learned something over the past few weeks... when it gets colder outside the world becomes full of fun colors. There are now reds, oranges, yellows, purples, and browns in the trees. Giant orange pumpkins seem to be everywhere you look. Old stalks of corn now form seas of yellow in the farmer's fields. Bright red apples are in the trees and stores (which by the way make for tastier eating experiences than rice cereal!) It is like someone dumped a great big box of crayons all over the place, it is great!

Mom and Dad seem to think that this is a fun time to snap some shots... so here are some of my favorites. Take a look and share this world of color I'm playing in!


Who weighs more: Me or a pumpkin? (The pumpkin wins this round... see yah next year pumpkin for round two!)

Waiting for the Great Pumpkin to visit.

I can see a heck of alot from up here.

Playing in the leaves. You think I can eat these?

All these colors make me tired.

Adventure in Letchworth

Today was a fun day! Aunt Jen, Uncle Mark, Mom, Dad, and I all set out to Letchworth Park to take some engagement pictures for two of my favorite people in the world. We hiked all over the place and I saw all kinds of neat new stuff. I saw water falls! I saw gorges! I saw rail road bridges! I saw old rock walls with vines growing on them! I saw all kinds of places I can play on some day.... (I'm sure Mom & Dad won't worry one bit either!)

All in all, I think Aunt Jen picked a fabulous place for pictures. I'm sworn to secrecy and can't show Aunt Jen's pictures off until she unveils them to the world.... but here are some of the one's with me in them.