Adventure in the Southtowns

Once upon a time, in a quiet little burg of the Queen City, a little Irish firepot named Teagan decided that her family life of dogs and kitties could do with a little excitement. With baby seat in tow and a head dancing with a spirit of adventure, Teagan set off on a parental assisted stroll.


Having heard about the crazy dalliances of her papa, Teagan decided to check out the old stomping grounds of her quickly graying old man. After a car ride of restful bliss, our heroine awoke to the sounds of a baby 6 months her elder. Giggling and smiling, Teagan's new found friend, Anna, spent an afternoon sharing toys, baby stories, and grandpa baby swings with Teagan. The experience left Baby T with a merry glimpse of the grand life in store for her in the upcoming months.


With the sun quickly drifting below the boughs of the trees, Baby T quickly needed to find a soft spot to lay her head. After a quick tour of the arms of all the giants around her, Teagan settled upon one with a nice set of strong cozy arms that could hold her tight while she caught some Z's. She slept so soundly in the arms of her new buddy Mark, Teagans parental units decided this gentle giant would soon be rented every evening to perform similar duties.


Upon arising from her calming slumber, our heroine decided she needed to find a hero to share her tale with. She pulled out her parents little black book and scanned the pages to find a fitting suitor. Reading through facebook profiles and scanning baby pictures, Teagan found just the handsome man to do the job, a cutie named Dominic.


Dominic and Teagan, smiled, cried, and pooped the evening away while their parents traded tales from their shared birthday. Unbeknownst to our hero and heroine who were too busy feeding to notice, these wicked ladies would decide to re-establish betrowthals in the modern world and remove all elements of free will forever more.


The moral of our tale: Telling your parents you need some more excitement in your life can lead them to give you away to the first suitable man they can find!